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💡 Green tractors are friends! Jump in the bucket!
⚡ QUICK START (read this in 10 seconds)
1️⃣ Goal: whack the woke with the Word of God — nobody is killed, you win them over. Push RIGHT through 12 zones to the White House.
2️⃣ Move: left joystick / arrows / WASD (push UP to jump). Shoot: tap the right side of the screen (or click). Aim does the rest.
3️⃣ Your weapon auto-picks the right tool: 🕸️ NET for woke birds & animals · 📖 BIBLE for people · 🔫 bullets only for monsters/demons · 🚔 walk up + tap ARREST for globalists.
4️⃣ Stay alive: the 💩 turd meter is your life — grab green ➕ First-Aid / 📖 Bibles to clean it, and 🕺 SHAKE to wash off turds.
5️⃣ Advance: clear the zone's quota (top banner), then walk to the RIGHT edge. You can't go back.
💡 Tap ❓ any time — it PAUSES the game so you can read this.
📖 THE WORD, NOT THE SWORD — READ THIS FIRST
We don't kill people in this game. We whack the woke with the Word of God. Point at a target and pull the trigger — your weapon picks the right answer for you, every time.
🕸️ Every woke bird → a NET throws itself — caught alive, never killed. Fire at one or JUMP into it.
🔫 Real bullets are only for MONSTERS — rainbow aliens, demons and the monster fish. The Dragon & Pterodactyl are beasts too: bullets STUN them and the Word (B) sends them fleeing (James 4:7). But the Thunderbird & Phoenix are big-prize birds — NETTED alive, never shot.
🕸️ Dangerous animals (deer, elk, bear, cougar, wolf, moose, woke gorilla) → netted and held, not killed.
📖 Every person — woke shooters, antifa, snipers, invaders → a volley of Bibles. They drop to their knees and are converted, not killed.
🚙 Run someone down and they're buried in a mountain of Bibles.
😈 The demon and the monster fish are the exception — those are not people, and they still take lead.
🕍 The Rabbi fights the same way you do — nets and Bibles, never lead at a face. And a net that lands on a bird you didn't mean to catch still scores.
"For the word of God is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any twoedged sword." — Hebrews 4:12
📱 PHONE-TRANCED KIDS (rescue them!)
Some people stand frozen, lost in their phones with a golden glow — they are innocent bystanders, NOT enemies. Do not shoot them. Walk right up and press V (keyboard) or tap the 📖 GIVE WORD button (phone) to hand them a Bible. They snap awake, thank you, and fight alongside you for a while. +200 points.
🙌 Converted vs contained: not everyone folds on the spot. Most woke enemies you reach are converted (they kneel), but some are only contained — stopped, holding the Book, thinking hard about it. “Many are called, but few are chosen” (Matthew 22:14). Both still score, and nobody is ever killed.
💥 Word Bursts (the old grenades): lob one and it bursts into Bibles and nets, choosing the right one for each target in the blast — Bibles rain on the crowd while a net drops over the bear beside them.
🛞 Trucks, tractors & motorbikes — fire at one and a SPIKE BELT throws down in front of it. The tires shred, it rolls to a stop, and the driver walks away unharmed. You stop the vehicle, never the person.
🛡️ Stand Firm (F / K, or TAP the enemy on phone): when a woke wannabe or agitator leaps on you, break free and hold the line — no weapons, no strikes. You stand your ground in the Word; nobody is harmed.
✈️ Planes & enemy helicopters: bring one down and it floats to a SAFE LANDING under a parachute — no crash, nobody hurt. Clip one mid-air and your run ends, but both of you parachute down safe.
🚙 Trucks, tractors & motorbikes: shoot the TIRES to stop them — the driver walks away unharmed.
🕊️ This is a non-violent game — no game character is ever killed. The only ones truly whacked are the demons, the dragon, the monster-birds, the rainbow aliens and the monster fish — because that is exactly what they are.
🎮 CONTROLS & SPECIAL ENEMIES:
Move: left joystick (or Arrows / WASD). Push the stick UP to JUMP, pull DOWN to crouch.
Shoot: tap the RIGHT side of the screen (or click / hold on desktop). Aim at the rainbow-colored WOKE enemies (birds, and even a one-eyed rainbow alien 👾).
💩 Turd meter is your life — when it fills, you're out. Wash turds off with the 🕺 SHAKE button (or mash Q / X). A green ➕ First-Aid or 📖 Bible scrubs it clean.
🚔 WOKE GLOBALISTS can't be shot! Walk right up to one and tap the 🚔 ARREST button (or press E) to cuff him and send him to jail.
😈 Demons: throw a Holy Bible (B) or REBUKE them. 🎯 The sniper is a KID — a boy with a rifle. Bibles (+50) or run him down (+100). Never shot. Antifa: TACKLE for bonus points.
🪂 Watch the skies — an invasion plane drops armed parachuters. 🌉 Water zones: JUMP the boardwalk gaps and watch for breaching fish.
💬 Stuck? Tap "Ask Coach" — it pauses the game and answers any question (game help or the Word of God). The coach also warns you by voice what's coming next.
🦅 THE MISSION:
Fight through 12 scenes - from The Farm to The White House! Battle woke birds, demons, globalists, and woke shooters to protect President Trump!
🎭 EVERY HUNTER PLAYS DIFFERENTLY!
Each hunter has a real playstyle — not just a look. Pick to fit how YOU play:
🔥 STREAKS: Chain kills fast to build a multiplier (2× → 5×). Milestones (5, 10, 15, 20…) rain bonus points + coins. Keep it alive!
📅 DAILY CHALLENGE: A new goal every day (convert enemies, net birds, hit a streak, clear zones, arrest villains…) — complete it for a big coin reward. Come back daily!
⚙️ GAME OPTIONS
🎯 TARGET IDENTIFICATION!
📌 GLOW = Target ID • SHIELD = Divine Protection
🦉 HELPER BIRDS: Some non-shootable birds (like Owls and Eagles) will attack and remove enemy birds. Bullets bounce off them — they never die — but shooting one costs you points.
IMPORTANT: Helper kills do NOT give you points and do NOT count toward level progress. If helpers take too many enemies, you may lose your chance to clear the level.
🛡️ Shield appears on humans/Trump when you aim near them!
🔴 RED = SHOOT!
🟠 ORANGE = ARREST!
🟣 PURPLE = BIBLE!
🟢 GREEN = FRIENDLY!
🔵 BLUE = PROTECTED! 🛡️
🟡 GOLD = HOLY! 🛡️
⚪ NONE = BE CAREFUL!
🛡️ SHIELD = Don't shoot!
⚠️ NO GLOW = Danger! Eagles, hawks, dogs, cats have no glow - recognize them!
📱 MOBILE CONTROLS (tap, no keys!):
• Left joystick = move · push UP = jump · pull DOWN = crouch
• Tap the right side at a target = shoot the Word
• Tap an enemy who leaps on you = fight them off (no keys)
• 💥 WORD BURST button = lob a Word Burst · ✝️ BIBLE = throw a Bible
• 🚔 ARREST button = cuff a globalist · 🕺 SHAKE = wash off turds
• ⚡ 1/2/3 buttons (bottom-left) = your 3 super powers
🖱️ MOVEMENT:
• WASD / Arrows = Move
• Space / W / ↑ = Jump
• S / ↓ / C = Crouch
• Z = Go Prone • SHIFT = Sprint
• ESC = Pause / Resume
⚔️ COMBAT:
• Mouse = Aim
• Left-Click (hold) = Shoot
• F / K = Stand Firm (break a grab)
• B = Throw Bible
• E = Arrest Globalists
• Q = Shake off turds
✝️ SPECIAL:
• Y = Deploy Bible
• T = Lightning Strike
• G = Holy Wind
• M = Toggle Music
• N = Toggle Sound
📱 MOBILE:
• Left side = Move joystick (drag)
• Pull down = Crouch
• Right side = Aim, then LIFT to Shoot
• ▲ = Jump • ▼ = Crouch
Drag into the left side & lift = cancel shot
🗺️ 13 GAME LEVELS:
🎄 Christmas - Festive opener
1. Country Farm - Tutorial
2. Deep Forest - Wildlife
3. Fishing Lake - Waterfowl & bridge
4. State Park - No-hunting zone
5. Wild West Desert - Demons!
6. Frozen Peaks - Snow
7. Coastal Beach - Water
8. Quiet Suburbs - Shooters
9. Western Town - City threats
10. Church Camp - Peaceful
11. The Swamp - Globalists
12. WHITE HOUSE - Final!
🎯 THE MISSION
America has been overrun by woke culture. You're a hunter armed with the Word of God — you never kill anyone, you win them over. Net the woke birds, hand Bibles to the lost, and push right through all 12 zones to defend the White House. In each zone: clear the quota, then walk to the right edge to advance. You can't go back.
🗺️ WHAT TO DO IN EACH SCENE
🎄 Christmas — gentle opener. Net woke birds, learn the controls.
1. Country Farm — tutorial. Net woke birds; dodge turd-throwers.
2. Deep Forest — net dangerous animals (deer/bear); a hidden sniper — tackle him.
3. Fishing Lake — water! JUMP the boardwalk gaps, watch for breaching fish, net waterfowl.
4. State Park — 🛡️ NO-HUNTING zone. Restraint — don't shoot protected wildlife; just pass through.
5. Wild West Desert — 😈 demons & the flying beast! Throw the Bible (B) at demons; bullets STUN the monster, then call the airstrike.
6. Frozen Peaks — snow & low visibility. Net woke birds in the cold.
7. Coastal Beach — water & diving birds. Jump gaps, net the birds.
8. Quiet Suburbs — woke shooters & vehicles. Bible the shooters; spike the tires.
9. Western Town — city threats: shooters, antifa, vehicles. Give the Word, stand firm.
10. Church Camp — peaceful breather. Pass through.
11. The Swamp — 🚔 globalist villains! They can't be shot — walk up and ARREST them (tap 🚔 / press E). Stop them reaching the White House.
12. THE WHITE HOUSE — FINAL! Defend it, beat the Beast (bullets + airstrike), and America is SAVED. 🏆
💡 Stuck any time? Tap the ❓ button — it pauses the game so you can read this, then un-pauses when you close it.
🚔 ARREST GLOBALISTS:
Get close and press E to arrest! Hands up → Cuffed → Jailed!
💉 Bill Gates • 🕴️ Obama • 📱 Hillary • 🎭 Zuckerberg
🎷 Bill Clinton • 😴 Joe Biden • 💻 Hunter Biden
👹 DEFEAT DEMONS:
Regular bullets DON'T work! Press B to throw Holy Bible! Scripture appears when demons flee!
🚜 GREEN = FRIEND
Cleans turds! DON'T SHOOT!
🚜 RED = ENEMY
Shoot tires 3x or use Bible!
🤖 AI BOT TRUTH DEFENDERS:
AI Truth Defenders are competitors - they help fight but steal points! Race them to reach the woke first! Watch the scoreboard!
🔫 WOKE SHOOTERS (ENEMIES!):
Armed woke militants advance and shoot back — the woke militant, teal & rainbow militants, and BLM shooters. Their bullets hurt! Drop them before they close in.
They charge straight at you and don't retreat. Shoot early and keep moving.
💉 mRNA SYRINGES (SHOOT THEM!):
Woke birds drop SPINNING SYRINGES! They do -20 damage if they hit you! SHOOT them for +35 bonus points!
Also watch for mRNA TURDS (glowing green) - 2X damage but +25 points when shot!
🕍 RABBI - ALLY OF THE WORD:
Rabbi NPCs hand out the WORD for you! They reach woke shooters and antifa with Scripture. Points go to your score!
🎯 FRIENDLY SNIPER - ALLIED MARKSMAN:
Green-tinted snipers spawn on your left and take down enemies to the right! +25 assist points per takedown. They stay for 30 seconds.
🛡️ GUARDIAN ANGEL SHIELD (Humans Only!):
🥾 Hikers • 🧑🌾 Farmers • 👧 Children • 🚶 Joggers • 🚜 Green Tractor • USA Trump
When you aim near them, a GOLD BUBBLE appears! Wait for it to fade!
🛡️ GOLDEN GLOW = ALLIES (Bullets Deflect!):
🚜 Green Tractor • 👨🌾 Farmer • 🥾 Hiker • 🕍 Rabbi • 📱 Phone Zombies • 🪂 Green Parachuters
These are protected! Bullets bounce off harmlessly - aim for enemies!
⚠️ NO GLOW = INNOCENT ANIMALS:
🦅 Eagles • 🦅 Hawks • 🦅 Falcons • 🐕 Dogs • 🐈 Cats • 🐰 Rabbits • 🦌 Deer
These have NO glow - shooting them costs points!
📺 WOKE CELEBRITY BIRDS (NET THEM — fire or jump in!):
📺 Kimmel (+35) • Colbert (+38) • Whoopi (+40) • DeNiro (+25)
🎬 Hanks, Streep, Baldwin, Reiner, Swift, Cher & more!
"Whoopi's got THE VIEW... from HELL!" "Kimmel CANCELLED!"
🦅 PATRIOT CELEBRITY HELPERS (DON'T SHOOT!):
💪 Gina Carano • James Woods • Chuck Norris • Clint Eastwood
🤠 Kid Rock • Ted Nugent • John Rich • Jason Aldean & 50+ more!
They attack woke birds and drop coins for you! Let them help!
🎯 PRO TIPS:
• 🔴 RED = Shoot! 🛡️ SHIELD = Wait! ⚪ NO GLOW = Careful!
• Keep moving - don't be a target!
• Crouch (S/↓) to duck under bird turds!
• Save Bibles for demons!
• Press M to mute music, N to mute sounds
✝️ "Stand for truth. Defend the nation. God Bless America!" 🦅
Whack A Woke! plays best in LANDSCAPE MODE (horizontal).
Please rotate your phone sideways for the best gaming experience!
✨ Full screen • All controls visible • Better aiming!
👆 Already sideways? Tap the screen to snap the view.
